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Avon Calling

from The Cataloguer by THE SPECTRAL PRiDE

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I’m late - as in dead
Almost a part of the river bed
A thing happened
When it happened, I was unprepared
Don’t trust beards
The men in hats say
To soak up your tears one day
We could have done it - put a stop to it
Signed on the line and copped for it
So that

Girls get it, boys get it
Men with their manly toys get it
Why don’t you get it
Why won’t you let it
On to your doormat
Oozing with credit

I’m lost - as in found
Begging for change
On the underground
A tin rattled - I felt hassled when
I should’ve felt scared
Don’t play with tramps
You’ll never get away
With a beard like that, they say
We could have saved you, got a cream
If it’s grooming you need
We got a dream that

Pimps get it, tarts get it
Men who’d like to keep smart get it
Why don’t you get it
Why don’t you get it
Brought round by our agents
In case you forget it

Life gets boring
Avon calling.....

Not quite drowned,
The men in hats sigh,
Too dehydrated to lie down and die
We’ll always be there for you
From this moment on
Ensuring for certain when
All’s said and done that.....

Girls get it, boys get it
Men with their manly toys get it
Why don’t you get it
Why won’t you let it
On to your doormat
Oozing with credit
Pimps get it, tarts get it
Men who’d like to keep smart get it
Why don’t you get it
Why don’t you get it
Brought round by our agents
In case you forget it

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from The Cataloguer, released June 12, 2009
Written by Jonny Deadpan and THE SPECTRAL PRiDE
Arranged and played by THE SPECTRAL PRiDE, with special guest Jonny Deadpan
Recorded, mixed and mastered by The Knobster at The Bunker
Produced by Mr Reindeer

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A recording venture launched in the spring of 2004 to enable four friends to meet and indulge in a common favourite pastime: the laying down of sounds while making one another laugh.

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